Thursday, May 24, 2012

Clan MacWashburn

We had a verrry serrrious discussion on the way back frrrom the rrrugby game. Mostly about ourrr noble herrritage.

(Click the wallpaper to see it big.)



“Eating outlawed donuts in outlawed whole milk.”


“And would ya be willin’ ta trade all the days from this day ta that for one chance—just ONE CHANCE—ta eat whatever ya fleedin’ want to?”


“And they ate like warrrrrior poets.”



“William MacWashburn ate feftae donuts. Feftae, if it was one.”






Dang, there were a few more funny ones, but I can’t remember them... Anyone else want to get on here and edit and add them? 

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Swirlbread

I sneak into the kitchen and 
try to toast some swirl bread 
while no one’s looking, and, 
before I know it, 
my roommates are circling the room 
like vultures, 
making comments like, 
“That sure smells good,” 
and 
“Where’d that come from?”

It’s at that moment that 
I have a major internal struggle—
between selfishness and charity. 

Usually the charity side wins 
and I shoo them away. 

That bread’s really unhealthy after all. 

Friday, January 13, 2012

Ghosts on the Loose (East Side Kids)

It's Friday the 13th!

Here's another classic for you : )


Saturday, December 24, 2011

Captain Scarlet!

Merry Christmas, everyone : )

The full thing's available on my YouTube channel (ecksdot).


Friday, December 2, 2011

Saxon Dogs

For some reason, this comic in Mom's cupboard seemed to be a crucial part of my childhood. Kind of like Dad's basket full of quarters in his top drawer.


Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

A Literacy Narrative



Exercise 5: A Literacy Narrative: Sonya Pearce

Sonya Pearce was born in Redding, California, on 11 February 1959. As the tenth of eleven children, she grew up in a household that wasn’t wealthy--rather poor, in fact. Her father, Ivan Pearce, was a rancher, and the cattle market wasn’t doing well at the time; in short, times were tough. Her family moved every two years or so, as her dad sold and bought ranch after ranch. The first place she was old enough to remember was Paul, Idaho, but they soon moved to Nampa, Idaho; Middleton, Idaho; Huntington, Oregon; Orevada, Nevada; Payette, Idaho; and Gilbert, Arizona. 

She has a very early memory from when she was about four years old, in Paul, Idaho: her dad sitting in a red rocking chair, reading his scriptures by the evening fire. Though this scene paints him as a saint, he was sometimes a hard father, disciplining his eleven children and teaching them both the gospel and hard work.

Her mom, on the other hand, was a creative woman. She watched her mom carefully make posters for church meetings, or write quotes to put on the walls of their home (the lettering for which she had learned in a required class in high school). Her mom knew how to type too, and she owned a typewriter. Sonya always watched carefully when her mom would make carbon copies, layering the sheets, and typing onto two at once. Later (when Sonya was in fifth or sixth grade), her mom got a mimeograph machine which she used to copy information for her political meetings (she was, after all, the founder of the local chapter of the John Birch Society). But she also made copies of fliers for the young women’s association.

Her mom was a big advocate of reading. She taught her kids, “If you can read, you can learn anything you want to learn.”

When Sonya turned six, her brother Monty got her a book of her own, Little Black Sambo, and, that same day, her older sister Dixie gave her The Tall Book of Fairy Tales. She treasured those books and asked her mom to read them to her nearly every night. (Brian, though, her younger brother, asked for The Night Before Christmas every night.)

When they lived in Nevada, they were always ecstatic to see the dusty trail following a large blue school bus headed for their house. It was called the Book-mobile, and it had been gutted of his seats, filled with books, and painted in bright blue--a library on wheels. After mom returned the old books and checked out new ones, the Book-mobile would drive back down the bumpy dirt road, past Cleo Ben Goah’s (a damn Bask, as Sonya’s dad would jokingly say), and past the Woodwards’, until it reached the pavement 27 miles away. From there the Book-mobile had another 45 minutes to go before it made it back to Winnemucca. And the Pearces would keep their books for several weeks until it returned.

Sonya’s first-grade teacher organized her class into three groups of varying reading levels (Sonya was always in the highest). They sat on the floor in a circle and read Dick and Jane and home-made books the teacher had made for them by folding papers into fourths and stitching the pages together. As they’d read, they were awarded with little star stickers, which, if you earned enough of, could be traded for a big, gold-star sticker. 

In fourth grade, her mom asked her to write letters to her older brother, Parley, who was on a mission. And her mom continued to encourage her to read--by reading out loud to them books like Brighty of the Grand Canyon. Her older sisters, especially Bunny, read to them too. Every evening after dinner, usually after the sun had gone down, little Sonya, Brian, Melodee, and Shannon would lay on their older sisters’ big bed and listen to books like Huckleberry Finn, The Secret Garden, The Wolves of Willoughby Chase, Where the Red Fern Grows, and The Witch of Blackbird Pond. Bunny would impersonate the characters’ voices, even mimicking British accents. She must have loved doing it; the children certainly enjoyed listening. Bunny’s stories were the best entertainment around. Sadly, now days that sort of thing is often replaced with TV and video games--which lacks the personal interaction and human connection that storytelling has. Her dad did watch the news on TV occasionally, though, after which he’d express his disgust about the Vietnam war.

In sixth grade, their school bought a projector that would shine sentences onto the wall. As the teacher turned the knob, the time would speed up, making you read more words in fewer seconds. Sonya got up to 450 words per minute. Although they were tested on comprehension and she always did well, she had a nagging feeling that it was teaching her to chomp through reading without really savoring it. (When she later took a speed reading class in college, the professor wanted them to get to 700 words per minute, but she just couldn’t or wouldn’t do it.)

That same year her sister Dixie gave her a diary that came with a lock and key. She treasured them and wrote in it often--not a story, per se, but simply about the day-to-day things of a young girl raised on a ranch. When it ran out, she started another diary on an old tablet. 

Her mom died when she was twelve. 

Her Dad had to sell the ranch to pay the enormous death taxes, and they moved to Ontario, Oregon, in the middle of her seventh-grade year to start again. Sonya went from a class of ten to a junior high of 400 where she would have to switch between four different buildings for her classes. It was a shock and an intimidating new social position. Her teacher, Mr. Sutherland, was a round man, with chubby cheeks, a mustache, and an accent--a strict man who, to her, was not approachable. “I used to sweat bullets,” she later wrote, “worrying that I would get chosen to go to the chalkboard to diagram a sentence in front of the class.” Having gotten there mid-year, she didn’t know anything about diagramming--hadn’t even heard of it. She was relieved when they moved to the next unit--as she wouldn’t have to worry about the chalk board anymore. Mr. Sutherland gave her her first real writing assignment: a research paper on France. (And she didn’t realize he’d neglected to teach her about citation styles until she arrived in college and discovered she hadn’t really gotten much of an education at all.) The research paper, at least, sparked her interest in European studies, and with a little encouragement from her older sisters she read The Three Musketeers, and other books, which was simply a gateway to more learning. She enjoyed the read, but she read it without any context of the rich history around it--a history she knew she had to learn. 

A few years later when they were moving yet again, she threw away her diaries--somehow thinking she would never need those memories. But she kept a newspaper clipping that showed a picture of her mom promoting reading in schools.

Sonya continued to write letters to Dixie, who was away at college, and to her older brothers, as each of them served missions. During her senior year of high school, Sonya learned calligraphy from her sister Beau, so she could learn to write like her mother.

In her late teens she attended Ricks College in Rexburg, Idaho, where she took a course on children’s literature. And this teacher brought excitement back into her education. He would leap onto the desk in the middle of a dramatic reading, completely animated, his unhandsome face and unashamed expressions adding more exuberance and liveliness to the scene. He got her revved up--enthusiastic about learning and being creative. He encouraged her to buy a dictionary, of all things (and her children later learned and benefited from the big red dictionary she bought because of him). He assigned his students to write a children’s book of their own. Hers was about a witch, and she illustrated it with full-color drawings. It made writing fun, and although most of her peers whined about and dreaded the task, it was the most enjoyable college assignment she ever had. (Nor has she done a project like it since, though she has often wanted to.) After earning her associate’s degree in general education, she attended Brigham Young University. 

At BYU she met her husband, Jim Washburn, and came close to getting her bachelor’s degree (a degree she may soon finish now that her children are mostly raised). She continued to learn ways to expand her creativity, taking classes on tole painting, sewing (and not the simple kind), and even reupholstering furniture. Raising their eight children on a single income, they struggled through minor financial straits of their own. But she educated them and taught them the value of education--just as her mother had done for her. (Now, although they don’t make millions, they have plenty, and are well off.)

During her younger married life, her husband brought home a dinosaur of a computer that took floppy discs that were nearly a foot across. He suggested that she learn to use it, but it was all too frustrating and complicated--she just didn’t understand. After messing with it for a while, she got rid of it. Her sister Dixie then bugged and bugged her to get on email, but she wouldn’t hear it--it wasn’t worth the hassle. Five or six years later she and her husband bought a personal computer, and her children, then a little older, slowly taught her to use it. It wasn’t that hard to learn--nothing like the old dinosaur, but it took a little repetition and some patience from her children. Now she writes her journal in Word rather than by hand--as she can write much more and faster that way. She also runs her own puppy business with email as a primary way to communicate with clients, and she updates her business’s website with pictures of the dogs.

As a mother and full-time homemaker, she writes in her journal, and she reads both for pleasure and to continually educate her children. She recently read with her twelve-year-old son, Jackson, a book called The Great Brain, and she enjoyed it at least as much as he did (probably a little more). She also writes emails to her daughter on a mission in Guatemala (which serves as a supplement to her sometimes sporadic journal writing).

Her father, Ivan Pearce, now 96, recently had a mild stroke, and he came to live with her for several weeks. One day she sat him down at her computer desk and explained the internet to him. This was a man who had started life with a horse and buggy, who had been there at the arrival of indoor plumbing--a man who’d seen airplanes first take flight, and a rocketship carry men to the moon. She showed him how with nothing more than a few clicks, the information of the entire world could be loaded onto the screen--how you could learn about just about anything under the sun, anything you ever wanted to learn. They even typed a letter together and sent it off through cyberspace.


Sunday, October 16, 2011


David found out that I never read the preface, forward or anything extra when I read a book so here is to you dear:
Preface:
One good and bad thing about living in a small town is that everyone knows everything about everyone. Because everyone knows if you tell one person sooner or later the whole town will know. Since this is the case it is a great game to broad cast personal details of your life in order to beat all the chatty Cathys. (I may have already included some of my own exaggeration, Kamiah is growing on me for better or worse).
Story:
Our house sold in August to a nice Indian lady, Danice in our ward. She has been very excited about the house, and has called me on several occasions to ask questions and to share with me all the tiny details right down to the furniture. After we moved out, the house needed some remodeling on the basement window to bring it up to code. Danice called a few weeks later to let me in on all the updates. Well long story short while the window was being worked on the loan fell through, and she may end up not getting the house after all. What cracked me up and still makes me smile every time I think about it is how our conversation ended it was something like this:
Danice: "Yeah so I really hope that I get the house now, cause you know Barbara (the Realtor) let me move some of my new furniture (a table and couch) into the house. If I don't get the house how am I going to move the furniture? So that is kinda what is going on with me."
Me: "Well that is too bad if you would have to move the funiture and all, I am sure that it will work out" And in my head I am thinking "Poor Danice?! Floyd (the home owner) was banking on his house being sold, and I just moved apparently for no good reason"...
I should call Danice and see if she needs help with her big move.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Dragons Can Be Beaten


G. K. Chesterton helped nudge C. S. Lewis back to Christianity. He was part of the writing club called The Inklings.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Homemade Icecream and Donuts

This has been an exciting last few days. It started with Tanner arriving about 9pm Friday night. It was Father's and son night, but because Tanner couldn't get home sooner, Dad disappointedly stayed home Friday evening and we all made donuts. Mom made the dough and Aimee-Anna-Sioux supervised Jefferson and Jackson on how to roll and cut them out. Aimee Anna Sioux fried them and Jefferson glazed them and ate them,he was quality control. Dad pronounced they were better than Crispy Creme!
Six a.m. the following morning the Father and Sons got in the car and drove to Father's and Sons, in time for breakfast and a hike up the mountain. They hiked with Father Ted, Scott, and Jacob. Tanner helped Scottie up the hill.
Mom rolled out of bed went to yard sales in Meridian and Eagle. I got some real "good stuff". Aimee Anna Sioux slept in and watched the puppies. Saturday night we watched "Blood Diamond". Aimee Anna and Jackson watched something less violent downstairs. Sunday we all went to church. Jackson passed the sacrament for the first time. He was ordained to the Holy Priesthood on May 15th. Jacob Rudder blessed the Sacrament for the first time Sunday. Jackson and Jacob did a great job.
Mom was called to be the Sunbeam teacher. I haven't taught that class since Shawnee was a Sunbeam. I am excited about it, these kids comments are so funny. Violet Borrowman told me my eyes were scarey. So I gave her the one eye pirate eye, then she really laughed. Later in the lesson, she said she wished I was her mom.!! arrrr......After church we had Sunday dinner, Tanner fixed most of it along with some well aged grogg. Eleven p.m. Sunday Bruce and Thelma took out of the back yard across Dixions lawn. All of a sudden we heard alot of yelping. Tan ran towards the yelping only to find Bruce holding up his front leg like it was broke. Tanner carried the 170 Bruce home. Bruce went to the Vet on Tuesday and the xray showed no broken bones. It was all swollen up and he was running a fever, Dr. Calhoun, thought maybe he was bit by a spider. We are keeping an eye on him and see if it impoves.
Monday, Dad worked out in the yard with his two slaves Jefferson, Jackson and Aimee Anna helped too. Tanner was doing some assignments before he could head back to school. We had the last bag of Shawnee and David's wedding reception drink. Dinner was ham, roasted cubed potatoes, green salad and green beans with whole wheat bread. For deseret we had homemade icecream with raspberries on top!! Tanner tanked up couldn't believe we ate so well here. Jackson walked home from Mikey's just in time for dinner, but had lost most his appetite due to a fall off of his rip stick.

We just got back from the doctor today(Wed). It was Dr. Smith, his daugher Lauren played VB with Cheyenne on a club team. He casted Jackson's arm/wrist. He has a fractured bone at the base of the thumb.
Thelma Lou had 3 girls and 2 boys. Nana had 3 boys and 1 girl. They are little piggies and sooo cute!! All is well here at Happy Dale.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Haderlie Baby

Shawnee's and David's baby maybe acting like his mom, he's either stubborn or he doesn't want the attention and is going to hold out til we all quit asking about him then he'll show up!! That last quality, David could be responsible for that one too! Either way we are sure excited about him.

Its taken me awhile, but I think I am starting to catch onto this blog/website stuff.

I have been reading the October 2010 Conference talks. I have enjoyed them. I am looking forward to conference in the next couple of days. I will be making conference stew and pie!! Things are going well here. We have so much to be grateful for. I love all of you and think about pray about you everyday.


Thursday, November 18, 2010

MISSION CALL IS HERE!!!!!!!!

Hello Dear Family!!
Wow..im so excited I can barely type on this keyboard!...my fingers wont stop shaking! I just got off the phone with mom and she informed me that my mission call came today in the mail at home!!!!!!! Right now I am in Rexburg with Tan&Sioux and we wont be going home to Nampa till about 2 or 3pm tomorrow (friday) so I "could" open my call sometime between 7-9pm on Friday. I really wanted to wait till Monday when at least Travis, Tevya, Jill&Colter could all be there when I open it. How much do ya'll want to be there?? Because right now I think I might be willing to wait for you all, but that could change drastically when that envelope is infront of my face haha! As for Shawnee&David...Im sorry guys, but Wednesday is just too far away to wait! Love you just the same though! : )
I want you all to know how excited I am. It's ridiculous...I cant stop smiling...to the point that I think my cheecks are going to be sore tomorrow haha! Im ready to go anywhere!
I want you all to know how much I love you & that I realize how blessed I am to be in this family with you all. I love it! I love our family and the longer I live/the more I see, the more I know how unique our/my family is & how blessed I am to have you all! Thank you all for your examples! Tevya, Travis & Tanner you have had a big impact on me wanting to take this step. Thank you.
I cant wait to see you all at Thanksgiving! Drive safe everyone!

ps- Friday morning(Nov.26) I will be going through the Boise Temple for the first time. I really want all of those endowed to come. So please dont forget to bring your temple clothes or whatever you'll need. (I dont know im new to this stuff) : ) Love you all!

-Chy